i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
false alarm. still invincible.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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