they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just gift wrapped bread.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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