so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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