I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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