So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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