On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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