Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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