Dual....:-)
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
