I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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