Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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