if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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