So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We are all done wearing pants today
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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