I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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