oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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