Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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