The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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