Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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