Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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