Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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