I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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