come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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