No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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