No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I look better un-naked...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
did i just pee glitter
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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