Plan B is the new Plan A
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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