did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
how drunk are you?
Several
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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