does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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