You just made me feel so damn special
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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