Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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