he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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