I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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