After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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