Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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