am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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