Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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