Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Randomize
