i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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