Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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