you traded sex for a burrito?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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