You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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