Non-Jews are for practice
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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