I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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