Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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