you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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