there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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