i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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