The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
