all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
