But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
birth control should be required to get into college
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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