sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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