and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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