What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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